Check out item #1 description in the shot below. You have to love a good copywriter.
Two caveats:
1. I’m not sure if this is for real, it was sent by a friend (thanks JB).
2. If it is real, I am guessing it is Canadian Tire. It is supposed to be in distribution tomorrow – we’ll see if my source is good or not. Given the innuendo, I won’t even go there and call my source “deep throat” because that would just be in very bad taste.
1. Powercaulk. 2 speeds. No Drip Tip. 10 oz tube carrier with poker. 4 AA Batteries incl.
Yes, I am that juvenile today for posting this! C’mon, it’s Friday.
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No doubt to soon be merchandised with the B&D stud finder!
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He he he
Canadian Tire just got funny. Remember those commercials from a couple years ago with the “Canadian Tire Family” who can solve every problem with something from Crappy Tire? Maybe they were meant to be funny, ‘cuz they sure were over-the-top.
Rock my world! From the people that produced the “wholesome bike” commercials comes this? I’m sure it was caused by their former spokesperson turned copywriter getting vindictive. Very funny Freudian stuff.